{"product_id":"up-to-my-tits-in-stupid-handmade-ceramic-mug","title":"Up to My Tits in Stupid Handmade Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe mug that gets it. It really, truly gets it.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted in stoneware with a warm sandy glaze and a sweeping band of deep navy, this one-of-a-kind mug is the silent companion for every meeting that could have been an email. Wheel-thrown by hand, no two are exactly alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut the real magic? Revealed only once you've drained your last sip — a secret message stamped in classic typewriter font:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"up to my tits in stupid\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes you look around the room and think: how? Just... how?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider it an essential part of your daily office survival kit — right alongside your headphones, your calendar blocker, and your rapidly dwindling patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade stoneware ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSandy glaze with hand-painted deep navy band\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret stamped message inside the base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFood safe, microwave safe, and dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach piece is unique — slight variations in glaze are part of the charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perfect gift for the colleague who is holding it together by a thread — or a very strong coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👉 \u003cstrong\u003ePairs perfectly with:\u003c\/strong\u003e the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/good-morning-sugar-tits-handmade-ceramic-mug\"\u003eGood Morning Sugar Tits Mug\u003c\/a\u003e — because the day starts with a greeting and ends with a verdict.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sueramics Pottery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49254125240472,"sku":null,"price":145.0,"currency_code":"AED","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/5242\/9976\/files\/up-to-my-tits-in-stupid-interior-office-lifestyle.png?v=1781616463","url":"https:\/\/sueramicspottery.com\/products\/up-to-my-tits-in-stupid-handmade-ceramic-mug","provider":"Sueramics Pottery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}